Finally. You’ve got them in your grasp. You’ve finally captured Xena and Gabrielle and you’ve got them securely locked in a cell. You notice them murmuring, and immediately suspect a jailbreak attempt. In no time at all, they’re passionately kissing and disrobing. Is this just a classic distraction technique? Probably, but you’re distracted anyway. When they invite you to get involved, you’re well aware that it’s a massive security concern. You might get fired or thrown into the stocks, but you never wanted to be a prison guard anyway.
Grab your Quest 2, PSVR, or HTC headset and fuck these two warrior princesses at the same time. You deserve this.